Humor

You Have the Right to Remain Silent …

Peter McKay - Tue Jun 30, 3:00 AM ET

Creators Syndicate - Last Saturday, my wife and I replayed a scene that's probably familiar to any couple who've ever gone out for the evening, from the beginning of time. We were getting ready to go to a neighborhood party, and I was trying to find a shirt that 1) wasn't too wrinkled, 2) didn't have any noticeable stains, and 3) didn't smell too bad. My wife was trying on some clothes that she'd bought that very afternoon.

  • Flash Flood Peter McKay - Tue Jun 23, 3:00 AM ET

    Creators Syndicate - This past week, sunshine served to destabilize moist air that had been left behind from a warm front that spread north and east throughout our area, causing a catastrophic precipitation event.

  • Dinner's (Almost) Ready! Peter McKay - Tue Jun 16, 3:00 AM ET

    Creators Syndicate - The other week, something happened that shocked me to my core.

  • What a Terrible Waist! Peter McKay - Tue Jun 9, 3:00 AM ET

    Creators Syndicate - For the past 25 years or so, my waistline has been expanding, slowly but surely, at a steady but depressing rate. You'd never really notice from month to month, but the progress is there, never slowing down, never speeding up, inexorable. It's sort of like a glacier, except made out of fat.